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    A VPN with no account · 45 countries · €5 a month

    Cover your ass.

    ass noun  a donkey  ·  also yours, covered by a VPN

    Something is always looking. Your IP address puts you in a region, and your browser quietly hands over its screen size, its clock and the exact set of fonts you have installed. About one browser in a few thousand matches that. You never logged in anywhere. You are identifiable anyway.

    ass.com is a VPN. We never log your data. There is no record of where you went, so there is nothing here for anyone to ask us for.

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    Email
    none
    Password
    none
    Logs
    none
    Account
    16 digits
    Devices
    Three
    Price
    €5 flat
    NO SETUPLOS ANGELESus-lax-wg-127

    You will forget
    it is on.

    Nothing to tune
    Press it once. There’s no protocol menu and no obfuscation toggle, because you shouldn’t have to know what those are.
    Nothing to slow down
    Your line isn’t shaped or throttled. A VPN you can feel is a VPN you switch off, and then it protects nothing.
    Nothing gets through
    If the tunnel drops, traffic stops with it. It won’t quietly put you back on the open internet to keep a video playing.
    3devices
    0settings
    The ass.com app connected to Stockholm, showing a dotted world and one disconnect button
    NO EMAILTORONTOca-tor-wg-119

    Sixteen digits,
    and then nothing.

    No form
    There’s no form, because there’s nothing to put in it. Press once and a number comes back.
    No email
    Not for signup, and not later either. We wouldn’t know where to send anything.
    The number is the account
    Sixteen digits are the whole of what we know you as. That’s the account.
    16digits
    0questions
    ass.com Not yet saved
    Account number
    No nameNo emailNo passwordNo way back

    Tick the box above once the number is saved, then continue.

    Hidden until you ask for it, so nobody behind you reads it off the screen. Copy and save work while it stays hidden. It is issued once and we keep no way to show it to you again, so this page is the only place it appears.

    NO PASSWORDREYKJAVIKis-rkv-wg-102

    Lose it and
    it is gone.

    No reset
    We’ve got no address to send a reset link to.
    No restore
    Nothing on our side says the number was ever yours.
    Why it is built this way
    Every way back in for you is a way in for somebody who isn’t you.
    0recovery paths
    0security questions

    Ways back in

    Email resetno address on file
    Security questionsnever asked
    SMS recoveryno number on file
    Support restorenothing to match you against
    Your saved copythe only one

    Four doors we could have built. Every one of them is also a way for somebody who is not you to walk in.

    NO LOGSLONDONgb-lon-wg-112

    We cannot share, sell
    or lose your data.

    Three fields kept
    Your number, the days left on it, and the public keys of your devices. That is the file.
    Fourteen refused
    Email, name, IP address, connection times, DNS queries, device fingerprint, and eight more.
    Not a promise
    A promise can be broken. An empty column can’t be handed to anyone.
    3fields stored
    14refused
    Stored3 fields
    • account_number4722 5809 3072 9350
    • expires_at2026‑09‑30
    • device_public_keys3 slots
    Not stored14 fields
    • email·
    • name·
    • password·
    • billing_address·
    • phone·
    • ip_address·
    • connection_start·
    • connection_end·
    • bytes_transferred·
    • dns_queries·
    • exit_server_used·
    • device_fingerprint·
    • referrer·
    • analytics_id·
    NO CARDZURICHch-zrh-wg-103

    Bitcoin, Litecoin,
    Solana or Tron.

    No card
    A card puts your name on a processor’s ledger and undoes the rest of this page.
    Any amount
    Pay for one month or a hundred and twenty. Time is added, nothing is stored.
    No receipt sent
    Again, nowhere to send it.
    7ways to pay
    0processors holding a name

    What each rail tells us

    USDC, USDTa transfer, no name, in dollars
    Solana, Litecoinan address, nothing behind it
    Bitcoinan address on a public chain
    Cardname, bank, billing address, statement line

    The bottom row is the reason there is no bottom row. A card cannot be taken without taking everything attached to it.

    ONE ADDRESSSTOCKHOLMse-sto-wg-101

    One address goes out.
    It isn't yours.

    Shared exit
    Hundreds of people leave through the same address at the same time.
    What sites see
    The exit server. Its city, its address, its provider. None of it is yours.
    What we will not claim
    Your provider still counts the bytes, and still knows when you were awake.
    82exits
    45countries

    A mockup of your internet provider’s monitoring screen, not a screenshot. The top half is what they see today. The button is the ass.com app.

    NO TIERSSINGAPOREsg-sin-wg-102

    One price.
    It does not ladder.

    One rate
    The same whether you buy one month or a hundred and twenty.
    No annual discount
    There’s no annual contract to reward.
    No sales
    Not at launch, not at Christmas, not on a countdown.
    EUR 5a month
    14day refund

    The whole plan · €5 a month, however long

    1 month
    €5total
    30 days on the number
    3 months
    €15total
    90 days on the number
    6 months
    €30total
    180 days on the number
    12 months
    €60total
    360 days on the number
    Pay withBitcoin, Litecoin, Solana, USDC, USDT
    Devicesthree at once
    Countries45, one exit in each city
    Refund14 days, no reason asked
    Annual discountthere is no annual contract

    Not a feature list. There is one plan, so this is just a description of it. The lengths only change how long it runs.

    NO RENEWALTOKYOjp-nrt-wg-109

    It stops when
    the time stops.

    Nothing renews
    A recurring charge needs a card on file. There isn’t one.
    It just stops
    When the time runs out the tunnel shuts. Adding more is up to you.
    No reminder
    Check the app if you want to know. We won’t chase you.
    0auto-renewals
    3devices on one number

    Time on the account

    30days remaining
    Adds timepay again, any amount
    Runs outthe key stops working
    Charged automaticallyno card is on file
    Reminder emailno address to send it to

    Nothing here can renew itself, because nothing here can bill you. Time runs down and then it stops.

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